Lots of people misinterpret this as us "not liking kids". That's not necessarily true. Despite their tendency to behave uncannily like drunk adults (think about it...they fall over easily, are overly emotional, and are prone to throwing up) and the fact that they are perpetually sticky, I don't dislike them. I'm just terrified of them. And I've been six feet away from a pride of lions while they killed and devoured an Impala in less than three minutes. Lions, Black Mambas, African Jumping Spiders...nothing. Eight members of a TV Crew following me around waiting for me to screw up for three weeks...I got this. Negotiating the Khan El-Khalili market in Cairo armed with only a dozen words of Egyptian Arabic...no problem. Swimming on a sand bar full of Stingrays who rub up against your legs like cats...I'll talk baby talk to them and pet their velvety bellies. Put me in a locked room with a crying kid, and I'll claw my way through the drywall to escape the horror.
Needless to say, I have a lot of respect for my wedding clients who return to me when they have decided to take the baby plunge. Some responsible, patient, loving folk have to raise the next generation of cake fans, and we know that it isn't going to be me that (Wo)man's up to the task.
This past weekend, we had a rare occurrence at the shop. No weddings...two baby showers. Let's start with Ann and Tyler. Since we made their fabulous "Parrot Head" wedding cake, they have had a darling little girl. Now that they are expecting their second, they decided that it would be fun for us to make them a "Gender Reveal" shower cake. For those of you living under a Pinterest-free rock, a gender reveal cake is tinted either pink or blue so that when the parents cut the cake at their shower, the gender of the baby is revealed. Tyler and Ann dropped off the sealed ultra sound with us a few days before the party so we were the first to know. Very flattering...I thought, as I opened the sealed envelope, expecting to see that oddly sweet "alien-looking" profile that we've all seen before. Instead, I got a bottom up view with a little arrow that said "It's a boy!" I'm no ultra sound tech...but the way this kid was flashing me, I didn't need any clarification. Modesty, little Tyler!!!
Fortunately for my innocent little eyes, Erica and Josh already knew they were having a girl when they asked me to make baby Charlotte's shower cake. If you haven't followed the blog for long, check out their beautiful wedding cake etc. here. As if my car crushing their prize gum paste Dahlia wedding cake topper wasn't enough, they chose a different way to stress me out with the shower cake. "We want you to surprise us!!"
He also mentioned that it would be great to see big brother Wilson (their bulldog) represented on the cake.
So, for over a month, I stressed out. Planned, changed plans, designed, redesigned, and finally came up with a design that would look like a stack of nursery rhyme books next to an open book. We could have one of the books be "The Pokey Little Puppy" and have a mini Wilson head sticking out from the pages of the book. The open book would be a classic, but nondescript fairy tale with a title page that read "Welcome Baby Charlotte". I had the perfect vintage Fairy Tale book at my house, and once I paged through it, and found that every illustration had something either disturbing, racially insensitive, or downright weird, I moved to "Plan B". That involved several trips to used book stores, where I found out that my vintage Fairy Tale book was no exception (check them out sometime, they are downright bizarre) and endless hours searching online for the perfect illustrations.
Finally, at around two o'clock in the morning, two weeks before the shower, I was searching online, when I realized that I could use one of my books. I had a stack of books that were favorites from my childhood, and figured that "Miss Susie" the squirrel who lives in a dollhouse, might have some great illustrations in it. I walked out of my office, through the living room on my way to the basement and stopped directly in front of two framed prints on my living room wall. They were a gift from The Captain, many years ago. Two beautifully illustrated pages from my favorite version of "The Velveteen Rabbit" just on the pages where he becomes REAL.
I had just read the passage about becoming real a few months earlier while we waited for the vet to bring back our Child, Speck, from the back room where they gave her her latest vaccinations. Speck is 14 years old. She is the joy of our lives...a feisty pain in the ass, naughty Westie, who we adore with all of our hearts. The vet had commented that her hair was thinning around her collar as it happens with older dogs. I told her that the hair had been "loved off" and as any techno-spoiled girl would, I found the passage to back my reference on my phone while The Captain and I waited for Speck to get her shots.
“What is REAL?" asked the Velveteen Rabbit one day... "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you and a stick-out handle?"
"Real isn't how you are made," said the Rocking Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."
"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.
"Sometimes," said the Rocking Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."
"Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?"
"It doesn't happen all at once," said the Rocking Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't often happen to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept.
"Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand... once you are Real you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always.”
I ran back to my office, and sketched the fastest, most unreadable sketch of my career. We would swap the stack of books for a present with a Chocolate Paste Velveteen Rabbit coming out of the box. Instead of frosting tissue paper, we'd make a frosting version of Erica's blankie ("before" version") and, since we adore Erica and Josh, and planned on getting them a shower gift anyway, I ordered a copy of the original book and the plush bunny before sighing with relief and going up to bed.
Happily, when we delivered the cake, Erica and Josh were delighted. Erica instantly recognized her blankie, and she seemed to have the same trouble that I did reminding herself that she couldn't cuddle the frosting bunny.
Twinkle Twinkle Cake
We hand-carved the fat little star shape for Tyler and Ann's Baby Reveal cake. Blue cake turns a horrible green color when it bakes (on the outside of the cake only) so it was nice to carve all of that away.
The Striped bow was screen printed in blue royal icing using our Striped Ribbon and Message Medallion Screen Set available at our Evil Cake Genius site HERE
The Letters for the song verse were cut out using a combination of upper and lower case letters from the cutter sets available at our Evil Cake Genius site HERE the question mark was created by warping the number 2 from this set.
Charlotte's bunny was molded out of Chocolate paste. We were happy to have the real toy bunny at our side during the process for reference, and cuddles.
The bow on the box lid was screen printed with the same striped ribbon screen as the bow on the Twinkle cake. It is part of our Striped Ribbon and Message Medallion Screen Set available on our Evil Cake Genius site HERE
The two pages of the book were painted with liqui-gel food colors diluted with vodka, then screen printed in black royal icing. We can't sell the Velveteen Rabbit screen because of Copyright, but the "Welcome Baby Charlotte' screen inspired the "Welcome Baby Plaque and Medallion/Cookie Screen" set on our Evil Cake Genius site HERE